11.29.2007
category: still life
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Hall and Oates: I Can’t Go For That
One night I found a cockroach in my shoe and I nearly lost my head, but I can’t tell if its good or bad that when I found it, it was dead.
Whoa! I would NOT want to find that in my shoe.
Last week I ran my fingers through my hair and what looked like a dead, dried up spider fell out. I had a mini-freakout until I took a closer look and it turned out to be some sort of plant.
P.S. Is that an exercise ball?
Aw man Gina, you know that wasnt a dried up plant. It totally was a dried up jumping spider that jumped on your head when you walked by its lair. It then raised its front legs and said “haahhhhhhh.!!!!!” But seriously folks, I would love to start a series called “things you dont not want to find _____”. It could be anything. “…in your soup”, “…in your underwear drawer”, etc etc…
and uh yeah. thats an excercise ball. It didnt get used that much…
I found a peanut in my undies
OH DEAR….