Yet another abandoned hair post

 


The Who: Boris the Spider

 

Seriously? First a dead weave and now this..? I swear the universe is trying to tell me something. Whatever that is, THIS mess was found in a trashcan in Davis by my Liddle Brudder right after a pleasant park lunch. This was all I heard: "OH. MY. GOD." I was afraid of what he found, ran over to him, peeked in and couldn’t believe my eyes; freshly shorn dreads. Meaning, someone’s 100 year old nappy hair, cut off, at this public park, and discarded - mind you - not in the trash bin which was a few inches away, but the RECYCLING BIN. Personally, I felt like I’d just seen bigfoot. Forget all those hyped up sasquatch reports going around the web at the moment. You want to see something real? Here I have actual visual proof of what happens to dreadlocks when someone doesn’t want them anymore. And the answer apparently is, cut those bitches off and recycle them. (PS: file under "gross.")